My name is Marissa. I am 20, a lover, observer, and occasional creator of art, entertainment, and intelligent conversation. Follow or something..

 

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

darkwingsnark:

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

you have 10 seconds to think of a way to make the average vampire movie fresh and new and exciting again

A vampire going through the daily struggles of trying to hide his ever lasting boner— as rigor mortis is an unkind friend. 

JE SUS

You’re far to cold for me to warm you. Though I’d love to hold a lighter to your skin.

"You Help Them" - Say Anything (via theoburr)

lionsarah:

THERE IS SO MUCHGOOD FANFICTION IN THIS WORLD

SO GOD DAMN MUCH

SO MANY FICS THAT I WOULD CUT OFF MY LEFT ARM TO SEE PLAYED OUT

AND PEOPLE CHOOSE FIFTY SHADES OF GREY

(Source: felixdawkins)

Wonder Woman is there to kick ass not give you a boner

favorite response to some dude saying the Wonder Woman costume isn’t sexy enough on Facebook (via agentturner)

If you could go anywhere in the world right now would it be to a “where” or to a “who”?

love-summer-love33 (via love-summer-love33)

titytwochainz:

you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch

The truth is I’m a liar, but these are honest words. I dare you to love me.